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“It’s just a beer”

2012 May 16
by jimedomer

Today through the grapevine we have word that Notre Dame Wide Out Davaris Daniels was cited for under age drinking. Yes, I understand that drinking does have evil pit falls. But Daniels was in his home when cited. He was not beating his old lady, he was not driving drunk,  he was just having a cold one and he got busted. It could of been anyone of us at that age.  Give the young man a break!!!  Courtesy of Yahoo here is a list you can do when you turn 18.

1. Buy tobacco

2. Change your name

3. Get a tattoo

4. Get a piercing

5. Buy spray paint

6. Work more hours

7. Sue someone

8. Be sued

9. Purchase liquid white out

10. Pawn something

11. Get married

12. Get divorced

13. Adopt a child

14. Be on Jerry Springer

15. Go on Cruise

16. Buy a lottery ticket

17. Get a hotel room

18. Call some “900″ numbers

19. Go to a night club

20. Get a Sam’s club membership

21. Skydive

22. Sign legal documents

23. Gamble

24. Get a blockbuster membership

25. Get a loan

26. Buy insurance

27. Donate blood

28. Enlist in the military

29. Rent a movie

30. Get a non-prepaid cell phone

31. Sign a legal contract

32. Begin earning credit

33. Smoke a cigarette

34. Chew tobacco

35. Move out of the parental units house

36. Get paid more

37. Go to an adult jail

38. Be convicted as an adult

39. Become an undercover cop

40. Work full-time

41. Become a flight attendant

42. Purchase Nicorette gum

43. Purchase “the patch”

44. Drive any time of day

45. Visit a porn site    4

6. Visit a porn store

47. Become a stripper

48. Work in an alcohol serving establishment

49. Work in bar

50. Get a bar tending license

51. Work at Wal*Mart0

52. Get a business license

53. Go to a strip club

54. Work in a strip club

55. Work in a night club

56. Vote

57. Pay a utility bill

58. Open a savings account

59. Open a checking account

60. Obtain a credit card

61. Enter a contest

62. Enter a sweepstakes

63. Buy a monkey (w/ a license)

64. Open an eBay account

65. Carry a weapon (w/ a license)

66. Order something off T.V.

 

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  1. May 25, 2012

    LOL this has to be one of my fave!!!!!!!!! Articles! I am really pissed off at the cop who busted him, he must be a Michigan fan… kick his butt out of South Bend police force.. what happend to showing love and support to your college neigborhood team.. they poor guy was having a beer at home.. where is the privacy????

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